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How many Blizzard employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, its working as intended
How many Paladins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, one to screw in the bulb and the other to uphold the light
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Hi, let's keep this thread clean.
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Artinz
So what did Elladin originally say?
Anyways, heres a you know when you're addicted to WoW when joke.
You know you're adiccted to WoW when your boyfriend or girlfriend's pants have a low drop rate.
Blood Elves went to Narcotics Anonymous until they mana tapped the priest and killed everyone else.
How many rogues does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, otherwise they'd never find each other.
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Sweetscot
kinda tame but really happened...
I was talking to one of my friends in guild chat when my husband came in the door and startled me (because he came home from work early so i wasnt expecting him to come through the door which is behind me and rl pets going ape from someone coming through the door)
Proceeded to tell my friend that hubby had just scared the __ out of me etc. He asked if husband was hurt. (well known that i dont react to being startled very well)
my reply, before even really thinking about it was
"No, he knows better than to get in melee range when startling me"
numerous 'you know you've been playing wow too long when...' messages insued lol
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Interest
How many tanks does it take to run an instance?
Depends. Is it a PuG or not?
How many warriors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They can't, unless you give them an arcane intellect buff.
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A running joke is that I have +70 frost resistance, because in the middle of winter I walk around in shorts and a t-shirt
Man, I do that. My friends just think I'm crazy.
On topic: Apparently I'll be the best druid ever, since I can dish out damage, take damage and heal people. I hit really hard if I'm angry, I never get beat up 'cause I can take alot of hits (Yay Tae Kwon Do), and I can cheer people up when their sad.
That's what a friend told me once. :D
I found it funny at the time.
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FourDeuce
This joke doesn't name a specific race in the game, but it sure does sound like one race to me.
"Hearing about a dinosaur alive in the rainforests of South America, a professor launches a scientific expedition. After several weeks he stumbles upon a little man wearing a loincloth, standing near a 300-foot-long dead dinosaur.
The scientist can't believe his eyes.
"Did you kill this dinosaur?" he asks.
"Yep," replies the rainforest native.
"But it's so big and you're so small! How did you kill it?"
"With my club," the primitive fellow answers.
"How big is your club?"
"The little man replies, "Well, there are about 100 of us."
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Avallen
How many rogues does it take to kill a paladin?
Two; One to attack him, the other to wait in the Ironforge Inn.
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